13 Reasons Why Cats are Cooler than Dogs

• They don't eat poop.
• They're quiet and reserved.
• They're small and light.
• They're content to amuse themselves.
• They don't eat poop.
• They don't need to be let in and out every twenty minutes.
• They won't gorge themselves with an auto-feeder, and they eat less.
• They don't jump up on you and knock you over in the snow when you're carrying an armload of firewood... or a running chainsaw.
• They don't eat poop.
• They may not obey, but they rarely do anything stupid or dangerous or destructive enough to make obedience important.
• They rarely suffer from separation anxiety. They could care less whether you're there most of the time.
• They don't jump around, get over-excited, or piddle themselves when people visit. Most people will never even know you have a cat.
  
• They don't eat poop!