This tym they goz too far. Long kar ryd, I deelz. Iz kold, I deelz. Iz much wind, I deelz. But now they bringz an Evil One to mah hows. They kalz it Ripley; but I noez it to be Evil. I steelz kamra so u can seez evil!
It eetz ma fuud. It eetz mah poop. It sleepz in mah bed wit mah peeplz. It tryz to lik me, but I slapz it wit mah klawz. I growlz when it lookz at me. Iz stoopid and klumbzee.
Pleez, send help for the kitteh. I iz guud kitteh, duz not dezerv this torchur. Iz ownlee puppee, will ownlee getz more big and evil. Big big, lyk Mommee. Evil evil, lyk Daddee.
Pleez, I praez to Ceiling Cat, this may bez last tym I kan steelz puter.
-- Charlie
Pleez, send help for the kitteh. I iz guud kitteh, duz not dezerv this torchur. Iz ownlee puppee, will ownlee getz more big and evil. Big big, lyk Mommee. Evil evil, lyk Daddee.
Pleez, I praez to Ceiling Cat, this may bez last tym I kan steelz puter.
-- Charlie
2 comments:
Purrrty funny, Plickety . . .
Yin sez..aww..ew kin havz cheezburger...
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